Ohh… Thoughts!

The Busy Web Solutions launched the SEO World Cup and Web Design World Cup last June 1 this year.  As of this time there are 186 entrants in the SEO World Cup alone.   The Busby SEO  Challenge is for the bloggers all around the world to compete in optimizing their blogs.  Busby Web Solutions is quite strict in implementing the rules of the contest.  And the most interesting part of it, is that it offers lucrative prices to winners.

The following are the rules for the Busby SEO Challenge:

RULES

• Start date is 1st June 2008, 12:00midday, Perth, Western Australia at which point the phrase will be posted on the Busby website.
• End date of 31st August 2008, 12:00 midday, Perth, Western Australia.
• Only ethical SEO techniques may be engaged and the judges reserve the right to review the techniques engaged by the winner to ensure they comply.
• No pornography, no discrimination and no illegal behaviour is permitted.
• The competition is only open to domain and sub domain names that do not include the key phrase in any form
• Only registered entrants are eligible to compete and win the prize. Busby will maintain a list of entrants which can be view on the Entrants List page.
• Registration is free, open to anyone of any age, gender, race and domicile and can only be made through Registration Process.
• All entrants pages must have a visible link back to www.busbywebsolutions.com with the following text (including the hyperlink) in black Arial 10 font:
  Participant in the Busby Web Solutions Search Engine Optimisation Challenge
• Only one prize per person.
• Employees, franchisees and licensees of Busby (and each of their family members) are eligible to enter but are not eligible to win any prizes.

The prices were the following:

REWARDS

First prize:		$5,000		<!– –>
Second prize:		$2,000
Third prize:		$500

Just recently, June 1, 2008 to be exact, the Busby Web Solutions launched an SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Contest. This contest is for SEO specialist, guru’s, bloggers around the world. The criteria for this contest is simply be on the top of Google by the August 31, 2008. Whoever on the top three position on the Google when the keyword Busby SEO Challenge is searched, then they would be declared as the winners. In line with these challenge, a group of bloggers from Capiz, Philippines collaborated together to join their effort hopping to be on the top.

The members of Capiz Bloggers were considered as the best on their fields. Some of them were specialist, guru’s of their fields but well some of them were just hobbyist but they’re damn good. You could find several interesting article in their blog the Busby SEO Challenge.

If you think you’re a genius take this test and prepare to be disappointed. Don’t cheat. YOU CHEAT, YOU DIE!

Start Here:

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
3. I went to bed at eight o’clock in the evening and set the alarm to sound at nine o’clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you, light first?
7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what’s the name of the driver?

ANSWERS BELOW. GOOD LUCK!

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HAVE YOU EATEN ENOUGH FIBER? YOUR EBAK WILL TELL YOU SO.

According to dieticians, doctors, medical researchers, nurses, midwives, komadrona, albularyo, hilot etc…etc… but most importantly according to my cousin na nursing student, that fiber is necessary to everyone’s diet because it prevents cancer and helps better digestion and bowel movement. So, therefore, kung ayaw mong magka-kulani cancer at magbakasyon sa CR ng 3 oras dahil sobrang matigas ang ulo at nahihiya ang iyong ebaks na lumabas you have to eat fiber-rich foods.

Pero ang tanong ng sambayanan , paano mo malaman kung have you eaten enough fiber? Well, ang kasagutan ay nasa iyong makapangyarihan at mahiwagang ebak. Yes, my friend, ang sagot ay makikita sa iyong makapangyarihan at mahiwagang ebak, as in tae, ipot, takla, shit, feces, human excrete, stool, dung, manure. Hindi ka ba nagtataka kung bakit makapangyarihan at mahiwaga ang ebak? Makapangyarihan ang ebak kasi para itong hari na kinakakatakutan, kahit sinong matapang ay magdadalawang isip na tapakan ito. At bihira lang ang may lakas ng loob na lapitan at hawakan ito, o di ba bongga, feeling royalty ang dating. Sadyang napaka-hiwaga din ng ebak kasi kahit hindi tayo kumain ng kalabasa, mangga, papaya, carrots ay yellowish parin ang kulay paring magic di ba. It becomes a problem kung hindi sya lumabas at naging problem din kapag madalas ang kanyang paglabas. Tsk..tsk..tsk…magical isn’t it? Mahiwaga talaga.

Well, balik tayo sa isyu about ebak as indicator of fiber-rich body. According to the article from a magazine entitled “Are you sinker or floater?” (taena, akala ko talaga nang una about swimming ang article) your ebak is a real good indicator if your diet is fiber-rich. Kapag mag-deposit ka sa iyong lifetime bank account huwag mo munang i-flush agab, lingunin mo at i-eye-to-eye ang iyong iniwang sama ng loob. If naka-float ito, as in nakalutang sa sabaw ng inodoro that means you have eaten enough fiber. But if it sink, as in nakasisid sa water it means you don’t have enough fiber in your diet. Simple as that. So, next time na magdeposit ka sa iyong banko lumingon ka sa iyong nakaraan, does it float or it sink?

This gross topic was inspired by my special friend (kasi sabi nya special child sya, and I absolutely agree with it) na itago natin sa pangalang Gerel.

Well, ang mga matatalino talagang kagaya ko ay hindi tumitigil sa pagtanong at pagtuklas ng mga sagot sa kung anong mga anik-anik sa world natin. Yesterday habang kunwaring (actually nakikibasa lang ako) pumili ng libro sa Booksale I overheard two guys comparing the advantages and disadvantages of wearing boxer shorts and brief. Parang debate kumbaga yung isa sa affirmative side, pro-boxer short at ang isang guy naman negative side pro-brief. Actually hindi naman ako interested about the pros and cons of wearing boxer’s or brief kasi hindi naman ako nagsusuot nun. But then again, my coconut milking brain (translation: gumagatang utak) ay biglang napaisip. Bakit kaya boxer short ang tawag dun? Hindi naman ito kamukha ng mga shorts na sout ng mga boxers kung nag-uumbagan at nag-yayakapan sila sa loob ng boxing ring?

Tingnan ang evidence number 1:

Ito ang Boxer short

Ito naman ang shorts ng mga boxers

Kayo na ang mag-judge (pwede nyo yang i-judge kasi hindi yan book, at saka wala syang cover kaya pwedeng-pwede i-judge) magkapareho ba ang boxer’s short at ang short na sout ng mga boksidor?

Evidence number 2:

Ito yung boxer short na binebenta sa ebay.com (hindi po kasama ang model)

Ito naman ang boxing short ni Pacman na on-sale sa ebay.com(buti na lang hindi nag model sa Pacquiao dito)

Mukha bang boxer’s short ang short ni Pacman?

Ano kaya ang itsura ng boxer short na mukhang boxer short talaga? Na-picture out ko sa aking beautiful mind ang picture ng boxer short na kagaya ng boxer short ng mga boxers (parang ang gulo ng sentence, sana ma getz nyo ang what I mean…). Dapat nakalagay ang lastname mo sa front ng beywang ng short tapos ang nickname mo dun sa backside ng beywang. Sa right na laylayan naka burda dapat ang Philippine flag para nationalistic ang dating, tapos bandang taas ng flag may malaking logo ng Talk ‘n Text (or depende sa simcard na gamit mo), then sa left side naman may logo ng Alaxan at Magic Sing. Sa backside naman naka burda ang Motolite Pangmatagalan, Darlington Sucks Socks at NoFear. Tapos dun sa mga spaces na natira pwede dun isabit ang logo ng Aling Bebang Store, Fishball ni Ambo, Tambayan ni Byter, Mabuhay Funeral Homes, Garalgal KTV, Siopao ni Nena at kung ano-ano pa tapos may flaming-flaming accent ever pa. Shuuckkkss….ang sagwa. Sinubukan kong i-photoshop ngunit, subalit, datapwa’t hindi kaya ng expertise ko na gawin ang naaayon sa diskripyon. Sobrang hirap!

Again ang tanong, bakit boxer short ang tawag sa boxer short? Hindi naman ito kamukha ng short ng mga boxer’s. Nagtataka ka rin ba? Kung ganon, pareho na tayong nagtataka…

Umpisahan ko ang usaping ito with a prayer:

Aba Naman Gloria, Puno Ka Na Nang Grasya!
Ang Yaman Ng Bansa Ay Sumaiyo Na.
Sa Husay Ni Garci Naging Pekeng Pangulo Ka
Bukod Kang Mandaraya Sa Babaeng Lahat.
Pinagpala Rin Mangurakot, Asawa’t Mo’t Anak.
Kaya’t Sa Amin Wala Ng Natira.
Konsensyahin Ka Nawa.

Amen!

I was inspired by the blog posted by Badoodles in KwentongBarbero.com kaya naisip ko paano kaya kung gagawa din tayo ng pinoy version ng Vantage Point. Una kong pinag-isipan kung ano kaya magiging title ng movie. Suggestion ng isang mentally challenge (kasi sabi nya special sya) na friend ko “Erotcism in the Palace” daw, pero feeling ayaw i-approve ng MTRCB pang x-rated kasi ang dating. So, naisip ko para pang action/horror movie ang dating “Ang Unano at Ang Batalyon PiTVul”. Talaga namang eye-catching title palang pang-oscar’s na. Please ‘wag nyong i-correct ang title hindi wrong spelling yan (best in spelling yata ako sa graduate school). Bakit PiTVul? Kasi ang mga madder packing tapes na politicians na yan ay parang mga hybrid ng Piranha, Tiger at Vulture. Sobra silang greedy. Before politicians are just compared to crocodiles, right now crocodile alone cannot justify the greed of this madder packing tapes politicians. By nature, if crocodile are not hungry they don’t attack (unless you attack them first) kumbaga pag-busog na sila enough na yun. That is really different from the attitude of those 3-inches stiletto hells greedy politicians, they never get contented, they never got enough. They just keep on sucking our bloods and eating our flesh!

Sucking our bloods and tearing our flesh. They never get enough, ‘pag nabusong na yung piranha nature nila ang vulture nature naman ang titira then after the vulture, tiger mode na naman sila, then balik ulit sa piranha mode…nakowzzz it becomes an incessant cycle kumbaga sa programming ito yung tinatawag naming infinite loop paulit-ulit, pabalik-pabalik hanggang sumuko ang system. Walang katapusang corruption, panlilinlang at pagsasamantala sa ating mga Pilipino.

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1. “Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo!?”
2. “Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare.”
3. “Wala nang hihigit pa sa malansang isda, kundi ang isang balahurang bakla.”
4. “Sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon, bading din pala ang iyong ka relasyon.”
5. “Ang tumatakbo ng matulin, may gwapong hahabulin”
6. “Matalino man ang bading, na peperahan pa rin.”
7. “Aanhin mo ang bakal na kama kung ang kasama’y di marunong umariba, mabuti pang mahiga sa damo basta’t ang  katabi ay magaling kumabayo.”
   

There are lots of things in life talaga na hindi kayang i-explain ng aking coconut-milking brains (translation: gumagatang-utak) at di kayang i-elucidate ng aking superbly-superior brains cells. Kasi naman, shuckzzz, over to max ang lalim as in mas deep pa sa kailaliman ng Mariana’s Trench (that is the deepest depression in the world, in case you don’t know at hindi ka kasing intelligent ko..hehe!). I don’t know who originated, concocted, designed, developed, conceive those stuffs, siguro mas matalino pa sila kay Einstein at kay King Solomon kasi know nila ang mga things-things(translation: bagay-bagay) na yun.

Here are some of those perplexing thoughts….

1. Utak Talangka (commonly used to describe envious nature of a person)

Napa-isip talaga ako sa phrase na ito at tinanong ko ang aking sarili, “May utak nga ba ang talangka?”. Nagtaka talaga ako, so I did serious research on this matter, as in ni-research ko talaga, sa Google, Yahoo, Wikipedia, Altavista, Microsoft Encarta at kung saan-saan pa just to find evidence kung may utak nga ba ang talangka. Wala…none…nothing…nada… niente…nichts…zero…not a single article that confirms na may brains yung talangka. Ask ko yung mga fishermen kasi nga sila ang may authority sa ganoong mga things-things, problema hindi din nila alam at wala daw silang paki-alam kung may utak ang talangka o wala. Wala nga daw silang pakialam kay Jun Lozada sa talangka pa kaya (may point din naman). According to my “intelligent” (confirmation needed) friend may utak daw ang talangka kasi paano sila mabubuhay ‘pag walang brains, may point din naman sya, kaya lang ang mga human being nga na walang utak nabubuhay talangka pa kaya. Nakapagtataka talaga…may utak nga ba ang talangka? Buti sana kung buhay pa si Ka Ernie, ask natin sa kanya kaso nakikipagpalitan na siya ngayon ng trivia kay San Pedro,

2. Panahon ni Kopong-kopong (used to describe anything that is obsolete and baduy)

My quad core brain is wondering talaga, who is Kopong-kopong ba? Anong era ba siya nag-exist sa earth? Sino kaya mas naunang mag-exist sa earth? Mga dinosaurs o si Kopong-kopong? Ano kaya apelyido nya o baka naman screen name nya lang yung Kopong-kopong? Kawawa naman yung tao, palagi nalang ina-accuse na walang fashion sense.

3. Anak ng teteng (Favorite line ni Sen. Bong Revilla sa movies nya)

I’m curious, ano ba yung teteng? Kasi ang alam kong teteng palayaw ng isang maganda, matalino at sexy na babae. Naisip ko lang na baka parang exam na fill-in the blanks yung statement. Just like this: Anak ka ng teteng ______________.

Pero ang mas pinagtataka ko, bakit nagging senador si Bong Revilla? Ano ba K nya? It’s just a thought…. maybe a senseless one, but a thought nevertheless (charot!)

I wanna join to Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza na ni-launch ni Badoodles sa KwentongBarbero.com. My objective to join is to make papansin of my “supposed to be” funny blog and syempre to hopping to win a new cellphone (panahon pa kasi ng Jurassic ang CP ko).

1. Ohh… Thoughts! > The upcoming the best, funny blog in the entire cyberspace. Its just 2 weeks old blog pero may say na yung content. Just wait for few more weeks masisindak pati si Barbara sa mga nakaka-utot na content nito. (Pakapalan na ‘to! Patronize your own…hehe).

2. Sayote Queen > Isa siyang reyna ng mga kwentong katangahan at kakatawanan. The thoughts were pretty amazing, parang hindi mo maisip na maiisip yun ng normal na human being.

3. Chillidobo > Naughty and wacky, and saya ng mga topics ganda rin at nakatuwa ang mga images.

4. Professional Heckler > I love the way the guy heckle those mader packing tapes politician. Lalo na pagtinitira nya si Mike.

5. Blog ni Inday > Idol ko siya noon, pero slight nalang ngayon kasi parang yumayabang na ang dating nya. But still, I love the nosebleeding thing so vote ko parin sya.

That’s my top five picks! Pls. visit my other blogsite http://tambayannibyter.i.ph. It is actually a replica (almost) of this, kasi sabi ng friend ko pwede hindi daw pwede gawing raket ang blog sa wordpress kaya gawa ako ng replica dun sa kabila. Paunawa lang po, Huwag lang sana kayong matawa pag feeling nyo hindi nakakatawa.

TA . NGA [ta-`ngah]

— noun

1. taong ayaw magka-boyfriend pero nagrereklamong single.

2. lalaking mahilig mambabae tapos nagugulat everytime ayaw pagkatiwalaan ng mga babae.

3. ex mong iniwan ka for some unknown reason then biglang magpapa-ramdam ulit after Jurassic years.

4. taong pilit na naghihintay sa taong wala naming balak dumating

5. babae o lalakeng ilang beses na naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natututo.

6. mag-jowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hinding-hindi daw sila maghihiwalay.

7. textmate na nagbibigay ng load/pasaload pero hindi naman tini-text nang kanyang pinagbibigyan ng load ngunit patuloy paring nagbibigay ng load.

8. taong magpapa-kamatay sa para sa taong wala namang pakialam.

—Related forms

Ka.ta.nga.han, adjective
Ta.ta.nga.ta.nga, verb
Ta.nge.ngot. noun

—Synonyms

Hangal, gunggong, estupido/a, gago/a, ungas, walang kwenta, walang saysay, luko-luko, luka-luka , bobo.