Intellegence Test April 23, 2008
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If you think you’re a genius take this test and prepare to be disappointed. Don’t cheat. YOU CHEAT, YOU DIE!
Start Here:
- Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
- If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
- I went to bed at eight o’clock in the evening and set the alarm to sound at nine o’clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
- Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
- A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
- If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you, light first?
- A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
- Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
- How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
- If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what’s the name of the driver?
ANSWERS BELOW. GOOD LUCK!
HAVE YOU EATEN ENOUGH FIBER? YOUR EBAK WILL TELL YOU SO. April 21, 2008
Posted by tmselbor in Oww...thots.Tags: bowel, diet, ebak, fiber, fiber-rich-foods, floater, sinker, tae
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HAVE YOU EATEN ENOUGH FIBER? YOUR EBAK WILL TELL YOU SO.
According to dieticians, doctors, medical researchers, nurses, midwives, komadrona, albularyo, hilot etc…etc… but most importantly according to my cousin na nursing student, that fiber is necessary to everyone’s diet because it prevents cancer and helps better digestion and bowel movement. So, therefore, kung ayaw mong magka-kulani cancer at magbakasyon sa CR ng 3 oras dahil sobrang matigas ang ulo at nahihiya ang iyong ebaks na lumabas you have to eat fiber-rich foods.
Pero ang tanong ng sambayanan , paano mo malaman kung have you eaten enough fiber? Well, ang kasagutan ay nasa iyong makapangyarihan at mahiwagang ebak. Yes, my friend, ang sagot ay makikita sa iyong makapangyarihan at mahiwagang ebak, as in tae, ipot, takla, shit, feces, human excrete, stool, dung, manure. Hindi ka ba nagtataka kung bakit makapangyarihan at mahiwaga ang ebak? Makapangyarihan ang ebak kasi para itong hari na kinakakatakutan, kahit sinong matapang ay magdadalawang isip na tapakan ito. At bihira lang ang may lakas ng loob na lapitan at hawakan ito, o di ba bongga, feeling royalty ang dating. Sadyang napaka-hiwaga din ng ebak kasi kahit hindi tayo kumain ng kalabasa, mangga, papaya, carrots ay yellowish parin ang kulay paring magic di ba. It becomes a problem kung hindi sya lumabas at naging problem din kapag madalas ang kanyang paglabas. Tsk..tsk..tsk…magical isn’t it? Mahiwaga talaga.
Well, balik tayo sa isyu about ebak as indicator of fiber-rich body. According to the article from a magazine entitled “Are you sinker or floater?” (taena, akala ko talaga nang una about swimming ang article) your ebak is a real good indicator if your diet is fiber-rich. Kapag mag-deposit ka sa iyong lifetime bank account huwag mo munang i-flush agab, lingunin mo at i-eye-to-eye ang iyong iniwang sama ng loob. If naka-float ito, as in nakalutang sa sabaw ng inodoro that means you have eaten enough fiber. But if it sink, as in nakasisid sa water it means you don’t have enough fiber in your diet. Simple as that. So, next time na magdeposit ka sa iyong banko lumingon ka sa iyong nakaraan, does it float or it sink?
This gross topic was inspired by my special friend (kasi sabi nya special child sya, and I absolutely agree with it) na itago natin sa pangalang Gerel.
Why Boxer’s Shorts? April 1, 2008
Posted by tmselbor in Oww...thots.Tags: boxer, boxer short, boxer's short, boxing, boxing short, manny pacquiao, pacman
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Well, ang mga matatalino talagang kagaya ko ay hindi tumitigil sa pagtanong at pagtuklas ng mga sagot sa kung anong mga anik-anik sa world natin. Yesterday habang kunwaring (actually nakikibasa lang ako) pumili ng libro sa Booksale I overheard two guys comparing the advantages and disadvantages of wearing boxer shorts and brief. Parang debate kumbaga yung isa sa affirmative side, pro-boxer short at ang isang guy naman negative side pro-brief. Actually hindi naman ako interested about the pros and cons of wearing boxer’s or brief kasi hindi naman ako nagsusuot nun. But then again, my coconut milking brain (translation: gumagatang utak) ay biglang napaisip. Bakit kaya boxer short ang tawag dun? Hindi naman ito kamukha ng mga shorts na sout ng mga boxers kung nag-uumbagan at nag-yayakapan sila sa loob ng boxing ring?
Tingnan ang evidence number 1:
Ito ang Boxer short
Ito naman ang shorts ng mga boxers
Kayo na ang mag-judge (pwede nyo yang i-judge kasi hindi yan book, at saka wala syang cover kaya pwedeng-pwede i-judge) magkapareho ba ang boxer’s short at ang short na sout ng mga boksidor?
Evidence number 2:
Ito yung boxer short na binebenta sa ebay.com (hindi po kasama ang model)
Ito naman ang boxing short ni Pacman na on-sale sa ebay.com(buti na lang hindi nag model sa Pacquiao dito)
Mukha bang boxer’s short ang short ni Pacman?
Ano kaya ang itsura ng boxer short na mukhang boxer short talaga? Na-picture out ko sa aking beautiful mind ang picture ng boxer short na kagaya ng boxer short ng mga boxers (parang ang gulo ng sentence, sana ma getz nyo ang what I mean…). Dapat nakalagay ang lastname mo sa front ng beywang ng short tapos ang nickname mo dun sa backside ng beywang. Sa right na laylayan naka burda dapat ang Philippine flag para nationalistic ang dating, tapos bandang taas ng flag may malaking logo ng Talk ‘n Text (or depende sa simcard na gamit mo), then sa left side naman may logo ng Alaxan at Magic Sing. Sa backside naman naka burda ang Motolite Pangmatagalan, Darlington Sucks Socks at NoFear. Tapos dun sa mga spaces na natira pwede dun isabit ang logo ng Aling Bebang Store, Fishball ni Ambo, Tambayan ni Byter, Mabuhay Funeral Homes, Garalgal KTV, Siopao ni Nena at kung ano-ano pa tapos may flaming-flaming accent ever pa. Shuuckkkss….ang sagwa. Sinubukan kong i-photoshop ngunit, subalit, datapwa’t hindi kaya ng expertise ko na gawin ang naaayon sa diskripyon. Sobrang hirap!
Again ang tanong, bakit boxer short ang tawag sa boxer short? Hindi naman ito kamukha ng short ng mga boxer’s. Nagtataka ka rin ba? Kung ganon, pareho na tayong nagtataka…
