Green Stuffs… February 19, 2008
Posted by tmselbor in Sexy Thots.Tags: funny, innocence, jokes, sex, Sexy
add a comment
Height of Poverty: Wife’s stitching husband’s condom.
Height of Innocence: A girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking that they are pimples.
Height of Ambition: An ant climbing on the elephant leg with a motive of rape.
Height of Unemployment: A spider web found in prostitute’s pussy
Height of Laziness: A man sleeping on the top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.
Anak: Tay, ano po magandang gawin kasi yung panty ng girlfriend ko may nakatatak na “No Entry”.
Tatay: Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng “Government Project Do Not Delay”.
10 out of 10 doctors worldwide concluded that the best source of CALCIUM is the women’s vagina because it hardens the even penis which has no bone!
Songs of Married Couple
First Night – Aray Naku!
1-5 Years – Araw- araw Gabi gabi
6-15 Years – Paminsan minsan
16-25 Years – Sana Kahit Minsan
26-49 Years – Gaano kadalas ang Minsan
50 up – Maalaala mo Kaya
What Turn You On? February 13, 2008
Posted by tmselbor in Sexy Thots.Tags: IQ, Nerd, Sexy, Smart
1 comment so far
What turns you on? Well, 99.9% of male population would say big boobs, nice ass, slim waist, sexy hips, long legs and so on. While the 95% (another proof that females are smarter than males) would say tall, dark and handsome with six-pack abs, solid chest, awesome biceps and mostly the part of male anatomy which they hope would be above the normal measurement(owwwhh common you know what I mean).
On this subject, I’m proud to declare that I belong to the upper 5% elite female populace who didn’t drool (as in naglalaway) over those studs. Personally, I always like nerdy-brainy men. The kind of guy who fixes their hair in Jose Rizal fashion as in nationalistic and dating at pormang Clark Kent…namannn…whatta hunk!. This kind of guy are my “turn-on” not the usual brawn with no brain jocks who’s IQ is lower than the measurement of their p@#is. Most of these type of guy are usually self-centered, arrogant bastard who think they’re God given gifts to women. Well, of course, with exception to few.
Those cutie nerdy-brainy type of guys usually lack of social skills which on the other hand, perfect by the social animals. Simple looking cannot justify the essence of these men, you have to SEE them. They’re the epitome of the saying “Do not judge the book without cover” “Do not judge the books with its cover” you have to see what’s inside (especially inside their zipper…oopps…).
Talking to these type of guys would move your IQ a notch higher, because they’re so deep, as if you’re diving in Mariana’s trench kapag kausap sila. Smart, intelligent, witty and funny that’s what they are, just don’t go into technical details kung ayaw mong mahilo at dumugo ang ilong mo.
Where the 3-inches heels could you find this type of guy? Well, obviously you can’t usually find them at parties or bars or resto. Try to look for them at libraries, computer and science laboratories and internet cafes. In malls, they could be spotted at bookstores, computer shops and places where you could find latest gadgets. They’re few, actually almost borderline to being an endangered species, and if could find one don’t simply look what’s outside you’ve got to see what’s inside their brain and heart and you will be amazed of what you could find. And on the second thought maybe you could find what’s inside their zipper too… 
